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Oh (tilting his head), I’m such a wonderful president. I think Melania thinks so too. To be honest, the whole American people think so. They all know I’m the best president America has ever had. But you know, I’m ill. It’s nothing serious, just a bit of a cold, but I can feel it. For a few days now, when I look in the mirror, I no longer see that wonderful person I actually am; something has changed.

Oh (raises his voice), I’m having some very dark and dreadful thoughts about who the next one will be. Won’t he get lost in my footsteps? You know what I mean, don’t you? (points a finger into the crowd). But you needn’t worry, for I am here. I shall be here for a long time yet. And when America needs me, I shall return. Yes, perhaps I am a little immortal. In the history books I shall be, trust me.

I’m so glad to have made the entire American people richer. You’ll certainly feel it, every day. And safer too; I’ve ended 11 wars, and the whole world now knows that America is watching and will punish anyone who turns bad. And there are bad people; I know them. I know all the villains who are supposed to steal from us and make us small (laughs). But I’ve been watching and I turned up just in time. And rest assured: that’s how it will stay. I’m watching.